Boobies <3

Han Han takes care of me when im sick. Chicken ‘n’ stars and all! She’s wonderful <3. Just one of the many reasons MY girlfriend beats yours.

So..

Where do I go from here? :’(

Okay, Drama

Okay, I know I couldn’t beat a paper bag up, myself… But it’s time to admit that you couldn’t either. I mean seriously… Every other status you post is about kicking someone’s ass should they do…whatever it is that’s annoying you that say…okay, how many times have you actually made good on your threats? 0/1,000 times? Okay.